The OLD FiReCrAcKeR

Aye... and that's exactly what happened today. ;)

Went to massanutten ("master nothing") for the beer and wine festival! Fun times... the cheese lady was crazy, and the wine was good, and the pork bbq with the cole slaw was DEFINATELY good! I found out that Coors brews Killians and that they bottle it in Elkton. WHAT?!?!?! One of my favorite beers, bottled right in my backyard. Who knew?!
(maybe it's a little scary that i just refered to elkton as my "backyard"...)

Then I came back here and passed out... like whoa.

Then I had a fun night with my sista's! Yay for our newest honorary! (And yay for eating cheese fries, and daves fries!)

Come to think of it, I haven't eaten anything "healthy" today. Chips, two pork bbq sandwiches, cheese fries, a "tiny" bit of spanky's mac and cheese, and Dave's taverna french fries. It's a wonder I don't get fat. It'll all bite me in the ass later in life now that I said that, so I'll stop talking now...

Alright... i'm gonna peace out. Stay alive, stay active, and...


don't forget to bring a towel! ;)

"Don't you see what genetically enhanced smart towels like this are capable of? You get out of the shower and dry yourself off. But even after you're dry, the towel makes you more dry. It keeps getting you dryer and dryer. Can you imagine it? What it would feel like to be way, way too dry? I'll tell you something: you don't want to know, and I don't know." – government guy, South Park Towelie episode (#73)

yea the coors plant it on 340 between harrisonburg and elkton... it's right across the street from Merk... (y'know the drug company)...