The OLD FiReCrAcKeR

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Maybe the stars are right?

I've always been a big believer in astrology. Now I'm an even bigger believer after reading my past month's horoscope for May. If you've remotely seen/talked to me in the past few weeks you might be able to pick some out of it:

"Remain offstage on May 1st. Your star turn begins on the 2nd and plays to packed houses and rave reviews through the 12th. Between the 5th and 7th you have cosmic permission to live large, flaunt and flirt shamelessly, and speak of the future as one who knows. Some of these predictions are tested as soon as the 13th, when grapes are sour and emperors have no clothes. By the weekend of the 15th you find your niche in a tribe or as a beloved regular. Enjoy it while you have it, because the spending freeze that begins on the 17th might chill leisure activities, to say nothing of ambitions, through the 24th. Between the 19th and 21st you're acutely aware of how others look and what they must be thinking. Maybe you'll pretend to be one of them, and maybe you'll be convincing. The 25th and 26th are prime territory for a full comeback, if that's truly what you want. But in all the soul searching and bean counting that begins on the 27th, you have to admit that your true calling lies elsewhere. By the 30th you're on your merry way to finding out just what that means."

Wow. Talk about a horoscope. I think that Tess might appreciate that too, since we're both Sag gals.. ;)

And for the record, why the hell not, here's June:

"You're full of yourself between the 2nd and 4th, but there are good reasons. Certain dreams are coming true through careful planning and good luck. Who wouldn't celebrate? The mix remains perfect, although by the 8th you're wondering what can possibly follow this. The stars catch you off guard on the 9th and 10th, pushing someone ahead of you. Observe and learn. The weekend of the 12th proves that you still have friends and a message, although if anything, your process was in doubt. Priorities realign between the 14th and 20th. Familiar faces drift back into your life, some welcome and others a little painful to behold. Watch out for tempting shortcuts around the 17th. Trying out a new move might cost you a lot of extra work. Be generous on the 21st and 22nd even though you want the lion's share. You'll get it on the 23rd if you can prove to other people's satisfaction that you deserve it. After the 25th you won't have to kowtow to your obvious inferiors any more. This month's final obstacles step politely out of your way. By the 30th you're back in the realm of miracles. Clearly this is where you belong."

So... we'll see. Aparantly I'm full of myself right now?

Well, it's Southpark time for me. And then it's naptime,followed by showertime, followed by make eggs for mike time, followed by bedtime.... then waking up, shower, work, meeting with dr frysinger... and then an interview to hopefully get my job back!!! :-D
(Can you tell I'm happy?)

Peace! :)
:: posted by Laura, 21:43

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